Tag: comedy
group name: idilogy
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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February 19, 2007 05:08 PM EST --
I know what your thinking… by phone or email right? Well times have changed and there are some other great ways to reach out and touch someone. Now you have to understand that . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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February 10, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
The new week is starting and we here at Writing Essentials: Humor Monday are going to do our best to send you out into the world with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Well, at least the smile . . . more
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February 25, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
It's been quite a morning on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine funny writing for today:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
How to Write Good Sex by Jack . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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August 13, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
" … a common misperception women have, based on the flimsy evidence that they have never, ever, heard a man apologize."
Anna Quindlen wrote a column in Newsweek stating . . . more
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September 17, 2007 10:28 AM EDT --
"Next to me was a 300-pound lady orangutan in a tutu."
Like everything else in our technology-driven society, magic has become depersonalized, if not commonplace. My iPod, which is the . . . more
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September 24, 2007 09:16 AM EDT --
Just because the boxes are unpacked doesn't mean you have to sell the car.
My move is over, technically speaking: the cardboard boxes are flat-folded at the recycle place; this . . . more
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March 09, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
One day I was happy for all my gain
Next day burdens fell like rain
Estranged loved ones thought it would be smart
to heal old wounds and be nice as a start
Loved ones I didn't even know . . . more
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September 03, 2007 09:03 AM EDT --
"Laws, rules, and do-what-I-say-not-what-I-do's are established by authority figures, like presidents, mothers and guys named Bubba."
I was recently run over by a rule at the movies. . . . more
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July 23, 2007 09:10 AM EDT --
"A man can only see a hole in which he is standing ."
Men have a genetic problem. They dig holes. Not physical holes but psychological traps . . . more
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September 15, 2007 12:35 PM EDT --
By supporting the teaching of ID (intelligent design) in schools, George Bush made a monkey of himself trying to prove he's not one. Bush cited a recent poll that almost half of Americans . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
Dave Barry would be an example I'd mention if I didn't have a rule against using anyone's real name.
Being a humorist is, in many ways, a much easier profession than being a journalist. . . . more
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October 01, 2007 08:51 AM EDT --
"To be safe, I used separate dryers for each color."
The urban mythology goes as follows: If you are male, you can change spark plugs, . . . more
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October 01, 2007 09:03 AM EDT --
"Trying to change back to a more Puritan ethic would put the entire country on Prozac."
I'm getting tired of the truth and even more tired of people . . . more
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October 08, 2007 09:03 AM EDT --
" A surgeon, whom, for insurance reasons, I was still more than six degrees of separation away from. "
During a visit to my daughter in New Jersey, . . . more
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