Tag: funny
group name: idilogy
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February 11, 2007 12:54 AM EST --
Three strings walked into a bar and sat down together at a table. After sitting for a while, one of the strings became impatient and called for a waiter and ordered three beers. The waiter . . . more
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March 08, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations. . . . more
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March 08, 2007 10:53 AM EST --
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she . . . more
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August 05, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
This is a must see even if you don't like Will Ferrell.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
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February 19, 2007 05:08 PM EST --
I know what your thinking… by phone or email right? Well times have changed and there are some other great ways to reach out and touch someone. Now you have to understand that . . . more
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . . more
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February 23, 2007 11:45 AM EST --
He is my hero
He is so strong and sturdy
He is so purdy
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July 07, 2008 12:35 PM EDT --
Obviously the Humor Gang has recovered from the long July 4th weekend. (For those living at latitudes and longitudes not tormented by American electoral politics, there is less of an excuse, for instance . . . more
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February 22, 2007 07:22 AM EST --
The other day at work, I was talking to one our senior citizen patients on the phone. She had called to ask about one of her prescriptions. She had a prescription for . . . more
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March 08, 2007 06:42 AM EST --
This happened back when my Mom and Dad were dating. They couldn't afford to do too much as both families were poor, so the little places they went were fun and meant a lot. They'd gone to a play . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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February 11, 2007 04:28 PM EST --
A man walked into a bar, sat down, pulled out a tiny little piano and placed it on the bar. He then pulled a tiny little man out of his pocket and sat him down at the tiny, little piano. The . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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March 26, 2007 12:29 PM EDT --
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her Shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding . . . more
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April 22, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
I just started to notice how much Simon likes chicken. I never really paid too much attention to it before, because he has done a really good job of staying under the . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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