Tag: humor
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March 08, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations. . . . more
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March 08, 2007 10:53 AM EST --
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she . . . more
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February 11, 2007 12:54 AM EST --
Three strings walked into a bar and sat down together at a table. After sitting for a while, one of the strings became impatient and called for a waiter and ordered three beers. The waiter . . . more
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July 07, 2008 12:35 PM EDT --
Obviously the Humor Gang has recovered from the long July 4th weekend. (For those living at latitudes and longitudes not tormented by American electoral politics, there is less of an excuse, for instance . . . more
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February 19, 2007 05:08 PM EST --
I know what your thinking… by phone or email right? Well times have changed and there are some other great ways to reach out and touch someone. Now you have to understand that . . . more
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March 24, 2007 12:15 PM EDT --
THE RULES: Each player of this game starts with the 6 weird things about him/herself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, . . . more
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March 20, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy . . . more
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February 23, 2007 11:45 AM EST --
He is my hero
He is so strong and sturdy
He is so purdy
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February 10, 2008 11:48 PM EST --
The new week is starting and we here at Writing Essentials: Humor Monday are going to do our best to send you out into the world with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Well, at least the smile . . . more
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February 25, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
It's been quite a morning on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine funny writing for today:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
How to Write Good Sex by Jack . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:31 PM EDT --
It's been quite a day on Humor Monday. Here's a sampling of some of the fine, funny writing:
TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLES
Life Cycle of a Poem: A Day and a Half's . . . more
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May 27, 2007 02:21 AM EDT --
Did you ever wake up from a nap, or from a dream, and realize you can't move your arm?(of course it wakes up in about ten minutes, but dayum)
Have you ever been rewinding a video, or fast . . . more
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April 21, 2008 06:58 AM EDT --
I have yet to visit the eHarmony website, but I am curious. Can anyone tell me if the following items appear on their compatibility questionnaire?
- Which is louder: a pile driver or your snoring? . . . more
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June 14, 2007 08:25 PM EDT --
Jeremy Lindons is lazy with a capital "L". He doesn’t believe in doing anything until the last minute. Until he has no choice, absolutely no choice but to deal with it. For instance, the . . . more
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June 18, 2007 04:50 PM EDT --
Immigration is caused by labor demands. United States of America has always relied on cheap labor. First slavery. When that ended big business created the "American Dream" and sent agents all . . . more
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May 05, 2008 06:59 AM EDT --
I remember my son's coach ticking his way through the roll-call before the soccer games: "Joshua, Jeremiah, Jason, Joshua, Joshua, Joshua".
You get the idea.
To . . . more
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February 24, 2008 11:52 PM EST --
" … (use) the very same skill your third-grade teacher told you not to use when doing fractions. "
I have to admit that I don't invent most of my column topics. I'm lazy; I . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
more
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February 11, 2007 04:28 PM EST --
A man walked into a bar, sat down, pulled out a tiny little piano and placed it on the bar. He then pulled a tiny little man out of his pocket and sat him down at the tiny, little piano. The . . . more
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